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Honey, I'm home.

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<i>There are many customs</i>

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<i>which</i> The Sacred Book of
Dinosaur<i> commands us to obey.</i>

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<i>But none is as
important as the howling.</i>

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<i>Each month, on the
evening of the full moon,</i>

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<i>every male dinosaur
who has come of age</i>

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<i>climbs to the top
of the mountain</i>

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<i>and howls his mightiest howl.</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>- Why what?
- Why do we do this?</i>

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<i>We've been doing
it for a million years.</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>It's written in</i> The
Sacred Book of Dinosaur.

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<i>- Who wrote it there?
- Some sacred guy.</i>

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I don't know, Dad.
I just don't see it.

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What does this have
to do with my life?

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It says right here,
"Only by the howling

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do we defeat the dark spirit

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which would turn
dinosaur against dinosaur,

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and bring an end to
our days on Earth."

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And you buy that?

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Hey, this book's been
around a million years.

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You've been around
what, 15 years?

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Guess who wins?

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But it just doesn't make
sense. Today, I'm just a kid.

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But tomorrow I climb up the
mountain and yell at the moon,

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and that makes me
a grown-up? Why?

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Because your mother
sent out 150 invitations,

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and we got a dead rhino
and 10 tons of potato salad.

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So tomorrow night you are
gonna scamper your scaly butt

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up that hill and
howl like a banshee!

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Uh, uh... a-ooh!

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You haven't been practicing.

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Have you been using those
eight-track tapes I got you?

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All the time, Dad.

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Look, I'm going downstairs.

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I don't want to hear any
silence coming out of this room.

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All right.

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Ah. Oh, boy.

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<i>Howling at the Moon.</i>

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<i>Tape one: Howling for Beginners.</i>

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<i>Let's start with
this simple phrase:</i>

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OK.

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<i>A-ooh.</i>

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A-ooh.

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- <i>Very good.</i>
- Thanks.

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<i>Now try again, with
more expression.</i>

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<i>A-ooh!</i>

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A-ooh.

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<i>Very good.</i>

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Well, we can't broil it.

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$4.95 a ton, and it isn't
even disemboweled yet.

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I'm not cleaning this.

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What do you think,
Mom? 28 hours at 350?

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Ooh. Are you dead?

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Hello!

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In my day it was
a solemn occasion.

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We didn't have all this
fanfare and rhinoceros.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Earl Sinclair..."

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And baby!

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"cordially invite
you to join them..."

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And baby!

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"as their son
Robert Mark Sinclair

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is called up the
mountain for his howling,

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with reception to follow."

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Oh, my little baby!

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Hey, I'm your little baby!

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I'm your little baby!

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Waa!

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Hello? Practicing hard?

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Out of my room, Charlene.

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- Come on, let's hear one.
- No!

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- Why not?
- Because I said no.

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Because you have a wussy howl.

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I do not! How'd you like
me to bite your head off?!

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Oh, I'm so scared,
Mr. Big Adult Male.

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Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.

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A-ooh!

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Hmm.

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You gotta commit to it, Rob.

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I can't commit to it
because I don't get it.

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I can only commit to things
that make sense to me.

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Oh, give me a break.

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A dinosaur's howl is
a very personal thing.

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You can't howl your
mightiest howl for no reason.

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Oh?

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A-ooh!

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That's my boy!

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- Uh...
- Uh... come on.

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Oh, yeah!

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Yeah! That's lunch!

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Oh, boy.

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Pally boy, seems
like only yesterday

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that Robbie shed his first skin.

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It's hard to believe he's
going up the hill tonight.

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Yeah. Wait till you
hear the howl on this kid.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, uh... hey, Roy,

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there's something
I gotta ask you.

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I guess it's no secret
that you're my best friend.

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Yeah, back at ya, pally boy.

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Tonight, up on the hill,

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Robbie's gonna
need someone special

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to present him at
his first howling.

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Yeah.

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Well, Roy, you wanna do it?

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Oh, I'm visibly moved.

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Pally boy, this is such an
honor that words escape me.

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Roy, can you hold that in?

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No! The feelings are pouring
out that you should pick me.

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Do you have to do that?

112
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You've known me a long time.

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I don't usually go in
for that sensitivity stuff,

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but at the risk of
starting a rumor,

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I, uh, I feel very
close to you right now.

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Please don't say anymore.

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Huh?

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You're disgusting me, the way
you chew with your mouth open.

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I'm telling you, I
can see your lunch,

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and your lunch can see me!

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- Nah.
- How you doing?

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Will you tell him
it's disgusting?

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Hey, listen, I hate to be
critical but I have to agree.

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And let me tell you, you got one
major plaque buildup back here.

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Huh?

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Oh, jeez. Swallow it,
spit it out, do something!

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Yeah, make up your mind.

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Whoa! Man, do I need a shower.

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Earl, you hurt my feelings

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and embarrassed
me in front of my lunch.

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Would it be so hard to close
your mouth while you're eating?

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Would it be so hard to close
your eyes while I'm eating?

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Just get your open mouth
out of my line of vision.

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- Well, shut your eyes.
- Shut your head!

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- Shut your eyes!
- Shut your head!

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Hey, there, pally boy,

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this is not a time
for petty bickering,

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with young Robbie boy
going up the hill tonight.

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You're right. I don't
know what I was thinking.

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So see you tonight
at seven, huh?

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Make it a quarter to
seven. You're always late.

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And wear something nice.

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Hey, you don't like
the way I dress?

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Oh. This one for me?

145
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No, no, dear,
that's not for you.

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Ooh, this for me?

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No, no, dear, all of these
are Robbie's howling gifts.

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None of these are for you.

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Ooh! This for me!

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Fran, I'm home,

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I'm hungry, and
I hate everything.

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- Not the mama.
- Aw, neither are you.

153
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Robbie got lots
of new gifts today.

154
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Ooh! More $4 pen
and pencil sets?

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Big whoop!

156
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Earl, it's traditional.

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It's cheap. You'd think on this,

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the most important
night of my son's life,

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my friends could
do a little better

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than a lousy pen and pencil set.

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Is something
bothering you, Earl?

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Bothering me? No!

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After 27 years of friendship,
you'd think I could tell a guy

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he eats like a pig
and dresses like a slob

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without him getting
all uppity about it.

166
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But I'm not gonna
let it bother me.

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I got a family that loves me,

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and that is what's important.

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- Who do you love?
- Mama.

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- Who do you love second best?
- Mama.

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All right, who is
talking to you right now?

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Not the mama.

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I'm going upstairs.

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Ma, is it me, or is Daddy
in a really bad mood?

175
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No, your father just gets
cranky like this before a howling.

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They all do, every month.

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It's pre-howling
syndrome, P.H.S.

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I'm so glad I'm a girl.

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♪ La la ♪

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<i>Congratulations.</i>

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<i>You are now ready to
howl with confidence,</i>

182
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<i>knowing that you will not
only make your family proud,</i>

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<i>but keep our civilization
from coming to an end.</i>

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Um, a... a-ooh.

185
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A-ooh.

186
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,999
Oh, God, who am I kidding?

187
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OK, kid, it's showtime!

188
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,804
Dad, I got a real
problem with this.

189
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,640
Hey, my little
howler is nervous?

190
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Come here.

191
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,388
What are you gonna do?

192
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,646
I'm gonna tell you a little
something my dad told me

193
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just before I went up the hill.

194
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Great.

195
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:50,288
He said, "Earl, unlock
that bathroom door."

196
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Of course, that
doesn't apply here,

197
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,192
but you get the gist.

198
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,627
Uh, yeah.

199
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,367
Dad, we've gotta
talk about this.

200
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,235
No, no, no. First we all howl,

201
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,770
then we all talk.

202
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,006
We've been doing it that
way for a million years.

203
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,608
- Stop it!
- Come on!

204
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,344
Hey, guys!

205
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,313
- Hi, hi.
- Yeah, hi.

206
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,915
Let's howl and get on to
the settlement of grievances.

207
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:22,720
Good, 'cause I want an apology
for that turtlehead remark.

208
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,088
No way.

209
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,157
- Hi there, Robbie.
- Hi.

210
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,159
Uh, here's just
a little something

211
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,195
to help usher you
into adult malehood.

212
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,731
Wow. Huh?

213
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,068
Well, lookie here,
a pen and pencil set

214
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,348
from my oldest
and dearest friend.

215
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,718
What a wonderful,
highly original,

216
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,441
well-thought-out gift.

217
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,443
Ah, thank you.

218
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,446
Well, tonight is a
very special night

219
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,549
for a young dinosaur
I've known for many years.

220
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,551
That's fine. I'll
take it from here.

221
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,754
I thought you wanted
me to introduce...

222
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,355
- I changed my mind.
- Jeez.

223
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,526
All right, everybody,
you know my son Robbie.

224
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,694
Yeah.

225
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,696
- There's the moon. Hit it.
- Um...

226
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,968
I've been giving
this a lot of thought,

227
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,438
and... and this howling thing...

228
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,809
well, I don't believe in it.

229
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,911
Robbie!

230
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,281
Everybody's looking!

231
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,051
I mean, think about it
logically. The book says,

232
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,164
"Dinosaur will turn
against dinosaur

233
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,233
and bring an end to
our days on Earth."

234
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,868
How would not
howling at the moon

235
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,669
bring an end to
our days on Earth?

236
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,893
Because if you
don't howl, I'll kill you.

237
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,696
What could possibly happen?

238
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,309
- Earthquake!
- Flood!

239
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,834
- Plagues!
- This isn't the Dark Ages.

240
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,369
This is 60 million BC!

241
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,739
Why don't we try
not howling one time?

242
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,108
Nothing's gonna happen!

243
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,511
Look!

244
00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:55,980
Huh?

245
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,119
Where's the moon? Where'd it go?

246
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,221
It's gone!

247
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,599
It's the end of the world!

248
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,924
Wait.

249
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,359
Wait!

250
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:11,195
Hang on! Wait!

251
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,631
Oh, Robbie!

252
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,782
Do you hear something?

253
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,216
No. What?

254
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,018
Shh!

255
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,454
A low rumbling, like
the Earth is getting ready

256
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,356
to open up and swallow
us. Don't you hear it?

257
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,979
- It's the icemaker.
- Quiet!

258
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,627
You've brought about a
cataclysm against all life on Earth.

259
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,574
I don't wanna hear
any more out of you!

260
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,432
OK.

261
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,699
Are we dead yet?

262
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,100
No, dear.

263
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,769
Hmm.

264
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,382
When are we gonna be dead?

265
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,105
Very soon, dear.

266
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,918
My flashlight went out.

267
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,687
I think the batteries are dead.

268
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,645
D-d-d-dead? It's starting!

269
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,625
The batteries are
always the first to go.

270
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,383
Earl, come here. Let
me tell you something.

271
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,051
What? What?

272
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,621
- Ooh!
- Get ahold of yourself!

273
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,625
Thank you. You're right, Ethyl.

274
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,161
I am the guardian and
protector of this family,

275
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,241
and it's my job to be
a calming influence

276
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,099
while we huddle together
hopelessly in the dark.

277
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,201
Dad, why don't we
just keep the lights on?

278
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,438
- The lights work?
- Yep.

279
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,174
Hey! All I am trying to
do is create a mood here.

280
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,076
- Earl?
- What?

281
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,578
I'm going to be very
disappointed if this world ends

282
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,948
and you and Robbie are
still angry at each other.

283
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,650
He destroyed the universe!

284
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,085
Any parent can forgive
the little things, Earl.

285
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,421
It's these big
things that test us.

286
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,592
All right, all right.
I forgive you.

287
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:51,295
So you brought about the
end of everything. So what?

288
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,663
Uh, sorry, Dad.

289
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,765
Yeah, it's all part
of growing up.

290
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,901
OK.

291
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,672
Now, these are our
last few hours on Earth.

292
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,140
I want us to spend
them being together

293
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,509
and loving each
other and realizing

294
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,972
that the most important
thing in the world

295
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,081
is being a family.

296
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,884
Ahh. Mmm.

297
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,300
Should I turn on the TV?

298
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,525
- Yes!
- Good.

299
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,326
<i>As you know,</i>

300
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:25,796
<i>the end of the world is
upon us, and that means</i>

301
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,300
<i>you save big! Values galore
here at Discount Charlie's!</i>

302
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,979
<i>We're slashing high prices.</i>

303
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,871
<i>This refrigerator/freezer,
$1,399.95,</i>

304
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,940
<i>now two for a dollar!
So come on down!</i>

305
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,877
<i>We're dealing like
there's no tomorrow!</i>

306
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,269
Ahh.

307
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,511
- Rrrr.
- Ahh.

308
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,212
Ah.

309
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,482
Look at that!

310
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,584
Oh!

311
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,086
The sun came up.

312
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,722
It's another day! Wow!

313
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,957
Are we dead?

314
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,060
No.

315
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,361
You promised!

316
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,396
Look.

317
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,399
See, Dad, the world
didn't come to an end.

318
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,741
Give me that.

319
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,536
Maybe we should look
at this as a new beginning.

320
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,606
You know, the entire dinosaur
community has been reborn.

321
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,476
Maybe nothing will
ever be the same again.

322
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,611
<i>The Antediluvian
Broadcasting Company</i>

323
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,747
<i>now begins its broadcast day.</i>

324
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,084
<i>Wheel of...</i>

325
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,659
Hello there, Fran.

326
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,427
Hello, Roy.

327
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,597
Isn't it wonderful,
the world not ending?

328
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,898
Yeah, I suppose so.

329
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,168
Something I can do for you?

330
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,214
Well, Earl, if the world
had ended last night,

331
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,350
I could've overlooked
certain things,

332
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,910
but unfortunately it didn't, so
I've come for my beach thongs

333
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,689
and that hammer you borrowed.

334
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,980
I'd ask you to return the
food you've eaten here,

335
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,050
but most of it fell out of
your mouth before you left.

336
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,519
Hey, Roy.

337
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,021
Huh? Oh, hi, Robbie.

338
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,690
Don't you talk to
my kid like that.

339
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,292
Huh? I'll talk to your
kid anyway I want.

340
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,829
Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!

341
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,065
Hey, you guys, come on. Dad.

342
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,068
Uncle Roy!

343
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,871
Guys, what's happening?

344
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,151
You've been best friends
since before I was born.

345
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,242
Can't you talk this out?

346
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,879
I'll take that as a "no".

347
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,680
Earl!

348
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,050
Get your head out of
his mouth right now!

349
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,317
He started it!

350
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,718
Uh-uh.

351
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,822
Look at him, talking
with his mouth full again.

352
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,844
Roy, if you bite my
husband's head off...

353
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,532
You ever come
near my house again,

354
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,245
I'll feed you to my family!

355
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,669
Yeah, then I won't!

356
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,049
- Good!
- Fine!

357
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,316
- Fine!
- Good.

358
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,651
"Only by howling do
we defeat the dark spirit

359
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:39,790
which would turn
dinosaur against dinosaur."

360
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,093
Oh.

361
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,598
<i>Many wonder if this rash
of incidents is connected</i>

362
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,144
<i>to last night's missed howling?</i>

363
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,469
<i>In the meantime, there
seems to be no end in sight</i>

364
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,338
<i>to the violence and general
crankiness among males.</i>

365
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,160
<i>Now here's Dwayne with sports.</i>

366
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,541
<i>Oh, great.</i>

367
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,143
<i>Throw it to me with
30 seconds left, huh!</i>

368
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,349
<i>Come here. I'll bite
your little leg off!</i>

369
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,651
Hey, Dad, Roy just called.

370
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,219
There is no Roy.

371
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,989
He wants to return all the
stuff he borrowed over the years

372
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,857
but he won't set
foot in our house.

373
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,627
So where does he want to meet?

374
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,336
Well, right away, I see my
barbecue apron is missing.

375
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,271
I thought the barbecue
apron was a gift.

376
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,185
It was a gift for a friend,

377
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,175
so I want it back from you.

378
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,145
Hey, hey, Roy.

379
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,146
Dad, come on, stop it.

380
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,360
Well, he's the one
who called me up here.

381
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,518
I did not. You called me.

382
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,489
Uh... Look, I had
to call you up here.

383
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,091
You have to howl.

384
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:50,561
I wouldn't howl with him if he
was the last dinosaur on Earth.

385
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,696
Besides, there's no
reason to howl anymore.

386
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,198
Yes, there is. I didn't
understand it before,

387
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,601
but if you don't howl,
terrible things happen.

388
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,815
No, they don't. The world
didn't come to an end.

389
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,739
Nothing bad happened at all.

390
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,173
You're not friends anymore.

391
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,976
A lifelong friendship is
about to end. Isn't that bad?

392
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,211
- Uh-uh. I'm glad.
- No. It's good.

393
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,180
OK, fine. Maybe I was wrong.

394
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,582
After all, Dad,

395
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,652
a best friend wouldn't
say you had a wussy howl.

396
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,357
Did you say that I
had a wussy howl?

397
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,091
I don't know. Did I?

398
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,760
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

399
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,596
Well, then, I stand
by it. Wussy howl!

400
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,964
Oh, yeah?

401
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,410
I can howl you under the table

402
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,011
any moonlit night of the week!

403
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,279
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

404
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,238
- Well, you're on!
- All right!

405
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,995
And after the howling,
we settle our grievances.

406
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,163
You two best
friends for 27 years

407
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,346
got anything you want
to say to each other?

408
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,472
Listen, all this stuff
you borrowed...

409
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,309
You can hang
on to it for a while.

410
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,511
Thanks, 'cause
there's really nothing left

411
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,446
in my apartment now anyway.

412
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,292
Except for your barbecue apron.

413
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,550
I'm sorry I gave you a hard
time about the pen and pencil set.

414
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,586
I know that wasn't too original,

415
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,689
but I don't have
any kids of my own,

416
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,292
so I wanted Robbie to
have the pen and pencil set

417
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,062
my dad gave me
on my howling day.

418
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,997
Roy, your dad gave you this?

419
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,499
Yeah.

420
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,937
It's the one his dad gave
to him on his howling day.

421
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,308
Aw, jeez. Aw!

422
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,583
You're my best friend.

423
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:56,153
Buddy, come on over for dinner.

424
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,555
- OK.
- Come on.

425
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,591
Yeah.

426
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,628
- Oh, uh, Robbie?
- Yeah, Dad?

427
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,231
You did a good thing here.

428
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,199
Oh, thanks, Dad.

429
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,213
You know, sometimes
it's not important

430
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,681
to understand why
you do something.

431
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,440
I howl because I believe in it.

432
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,991
I don't know
why I believe in it,

433
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,915
I just do.

434
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,050
I understand, Dad, yeah.

435
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:30,121
OK, I'll see you at home.

436
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:32,356
OK. Bye.

437
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,692
Hey, Earl, what about my stuff?

438
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,495
The kid'll get it. That's
why you have kids.

439
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,030
Hmm. Maybe I should get one.

440
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,301
Ahh.

441
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,509
<i>"Only by howling do
we defeat the dark spirit</i>

442
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,344
<i>which would turn
dinosaur against dinosaur</i>

443
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,414
<i>and bring an end to
our days on Earth."</i>

444
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:03,320
A-ooooh!

445
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,760
A-ooh...